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SURPRISINGLY EVER AFTER

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  SURPRISINGLY  EVER AFTER Charles no be bad guy , he has a very innocent personality. He never cared about 'lovey-doveyness' , he just wanted to live or die. Simple but complex, he spent his first 3 decades without an experience of love. When he eventually opened up his heart to love, it was the whole world to him. Charles saw life in a different light, you know what love does to you right? A year had passed when he found out his lover had two lovers. Charles no dey compete, he walked away, what would you have done? This love thing ehn, once pesin taste am, na to dey want am dey go . He got his broken heart mended in a few months by the comfort of a childhood friend that had always loved him.  Another love matter started. It was much of a shock to him when he found out his new lover was dying of an illness that has a name he chose to never remember. Often, life proves your favorite wisdom quote wrong. The patient (over 30-year old) Charles is yet to eat a fat bone. He...

WHATSAPP STATUS TURNED EBOOK

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  Whatsapp Status Turned Ebook I don't understand how someone could write a book from his whatsapp status uploads. I mean, is the book about memes?   This amazing ebook is released today for free . It is a compilation of whatsapp status uploads for about two years.  Someone created and wrote over a hundred quotes on his whatsapp status in two years, that is approximately one quote in every seven days.  We all have different usage of our dear social media platform. Thinking about it, I could do a compilation of my favourite 2022 memes and publish it. If you are reading this, just know that idea is mine, steal it and collect wotowoto . As we round off 2022, let me share with you the  ebook I've been talking about, download for free here: https://selar.co/jukj Exerpts from A TRIP IN A CLUMSY MIND       “Someone else is living your dream already; you are living someone else’s dream already. Be thankful for the latter; be challenged to positive ac...

GIFT FOR GIFT MINDSET

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  GIFT FOR GIFT MINDSET People's perception and response to each other's actions is a mystery.  I would rather give last, than take last, that's just how I'm wired. I indubitably know the genesis of this problem is my name. I mean, why would any parent name their only daughter Gift !๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️ My natural response to every gift I receive is payback. This is me thinking out loud, why is it called a GIFT if it is not exactly free? If it comes with the burden of wanting to give back? Until I give something back, I feel like I am in debt.  If I am this benevolent, shouldn't I expect the same attitude and response from others?   My friend- Adams and I grew up and practically live life together. Our birthday gifts have been unaltering since age Sixteen. It is fair that we both have one birthday each yearly, the equation is balanced.  When I completed my masters degree, he got me a pair of sneakers. It was easy to be me because his law school graduation was just a mont...

JE LE FAIS MAIS TU NE LE FAIS PAS!

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  JE LE FAIS MAIS TU NE LE FAIS PAS! Il fait les meilleures blagues  Elle cache dans l'amour sa fรฉroce possessivitรฉ  Il est le plus gentil des ennuyeux  Elle aime, a besoin, prend et veut plus  Je tomberais encore et encore sous ses charmes  Je souhaite ร  cette รฉtoile filante d'avoir un fusil Le plus chanceux est n'importe quel homme de m'avoir  Les fortunes peuvent รชtre un masque parfait pour les ennuis  N'รฉlรจve pas la voix, รงa rรฉveille les fluides  Ma voix รฉlevรฉe est plus sรปre que mon bras levรฉ  Je n'entrerai jamais dans ce ring avec toi  Tu ne le feras pas, parce que tu ne peux pas et รงa fait mal Je le tuerais dans mes pensรฉes mais mes actions s'opposent  Le combat est si difficile sans adversaire  Chรจre Evelyn, aimer c'est souffrir  Chรจre Evelyn, suis-je odieux ?  Est-ce que je veux toujours รงa ?  Cordialement, je FAIS  Est-ce que je sais vraiment ce que je veux ?  JE FAIS, oh non !  JE NE...

CE QUE J'AI COMMANDร‰ CONTRE CE QUE J'AI OBTENU!

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CE QUE J'AI COMMANDร‰ CONTRE CE QUE J'AI OBTENU! Il faut de la croissance et de l'รขge adulte pour accepter le fait que « vous n'obtenez pas toujours ce que vous voulez ». En fait, le symbole principal de la maturitรฉ est la capacitรฉ de faire avec ce que vous avez (maintenant, je parle comme un perdant). Je parie que nous nous sommes tous retrouvรฉs dans des endroits oรน nous nous disions <<Comment suis-je arrivรฉ ici !>> Si ce n'est pas le cas, vous ne devriez pas lire ceci, il est classรฉ PG! (Conseil Parental).   Je ne suis pas @Aprokodoctor mais aproko est mon deuxiรจme prรฉnom. Je vais donc partager avec vous des histoires des personnes que je connais ร  qui la vie et le hasard ont montrรฉ de <<La Supรฉrioritรฉ>>.   Quelqu'un que je connais a dรฉcouvert lors de sa nuit de noces la magie de la transformation d'une mariรฉe. Oh, pauvre Alex... La femme avec une belle forme transfigurรฉ en FEMME bedonnante. Ce qui est triste, c'est qu'il ...

CARD'S SOLILOQUY

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  D e a r   N i g e r i a n s, News is going around that many of you think I am of no use. The responsible ones have me at the tip of their fingers but year in year out I never make it out of their purse. When you eventually make me see the light of day, na so so bad choice. This time it appears your choices are very limited: keep me idle in your purse again or make the obvious good choice for once in your history! Well, it's you WAZOBIA people I am talking about. Some will still think they have many choices. In thier mind, there are about five choices to make; - Keep me idle - Abuse me to make some cash  - Use me to enthrone a business man just because "e don try sote, it's time to help him actualize his dreams." - Use me to give the crown to the next oldie in line; either he has something to offer or not, "ร wแปn lแป kan!" Since the Crown belongs to the King's family only and WAZOBIA's remote control is money and power. - Listen to every aspirant and ...

CURIOUS MIND

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  C U R I O U S   M I N D       My mind travels, sometimes in cycles. If yours don't, you are most likely not a wise person (don't stone me).      They lied to you that 'curiosity kills the cat'.  In actual fact, it's the only way the cat lives long.        So yesterday, my fiance came around and when I thanked him for stopping by, he said, "if I don't, who will."   It's 4am and I have been up since yesterday evening, solving the puzzle. What does he mean? Why did he reply so fast? Am I that bad that no one else can check up on me? Was he saying it out of love?       No, that can't be! He is not the only one that loves me, I have parents. I remember I told him the story of how people have ignored me in the past. Did he visit me just so I don't feel bad and ignored after losing a big contract earlier this week?      What does this my baby think of me? Should I bring it up or...

I DO BUT YOU DON'T

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 I DO ❤ BUT YOU DON'T ๐Ÿ’” He makes the best jokes She hides in love her ferocious possessiveness He is the sweetest kind of annoying She loves, needs, takes and wants more I would fall over and over again for his charms I wish upon this shooting star I had a riffle Most fortunate is any man to have me Fortunes can be a perfect mask for trouble Don't raise your voice, it awakens the fluids My voice raised is safer than my arm raised I will never get in this ring with you You will not, because you cannot and it hurts I'd kill him in my thoughts yet my actions oppose Fighting is so hard with no opponent Dear Evelyn, loving is pain Dear Evelyn, am I obnoxious? Do I still want this? Sincerely, I DO Do I really know what I want? I DO, oh no! I DON'T๐Ÿ’” Advise the couple on a way forward. Drop your advise in the comment section below.  IG: @tawk_magazine TalkWithKemistry ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ’ฌ  #tawkyourstory 

EVERY LADY STARES AT WILLYB

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  EVERY LADY STARES AT WILLYB  WillyB's Version :  This is a brief version of how I met my Queen; I met ADEMOSU MOTUNRAYO  in church. I was far away from my local church for some time but when I returned, I realized we already had a new chorister in the choir.  I was curious to know her. When I did, she seemed cool and calm. The fact is, I am accustomed to ladies staring a lot when they see me but she didn't stare and that got me more curious. How could any lady resist WillyB? I was like this babe get mind sha, why she no look my side?  Fast forward, I eventually met her through a friend in church. We became acquaintances, then we became friends. We started talking on WhatsApp then graduated to asking deep questions just to get to know each other better.  I had no feelings for her initially (Don't give me that look, I am being honest here๐Ÿ˜’) until this very day on my way to church, I sensed in my Spirit that She is my wife ! Of course, I fought it till...

YOURS ANONYMOUSLY

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  YOURS ANONYMOUSLY     Although, I am writing this anonymously, I am still scared you may find out who I am (honestly, I want you to).  Maybe I have been feeding my mind with lies but you appear to be out of my league. I like you so much but I never see you look my way, you always walk with the influential guys. I wish I could be as influential so you can atleast notice me. I tried to ignore me crushing on you but here I am sending an anonymous message. I guess it's true what they say, you cannot fight love, if it's there; it's there. I hope one day we will get closer than walking into each other and exchanging casual greetings. I hope one day you will notice me and find me as attractive as I find you to be.      Yours Anonymously,   Secret Admirer.  Dear Tawkers, write an anonymous message to your crush in the comment section (you can stay anonymous or include your name- it's your choice). SPILL, NOBODY IS WATCHING!! IG @tawk_maga...

WHAT I WANTED VS WHAT I GOT

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WHAT I WANTED๐Ÿ˜„ VERSUS WHAT I GOT๐Ÿ˜’ It takes growth and adulthood to come to terms with the fact that You don't always get what you want . In fact, a major sign of maturity is the ability to make do with what you have (now I am sounding like a loser).  I bet we have all found ourselves in places where we were like, "How did I get here!" If you have not, you shouldn't be reading this, it's rated PG! I am not @Aprokodoctor but Gist is my middle name. So I will be sharing with you stories of people I know who life and happenstance have shown " seniority " to.  Someone I know discovered on his wedding night the magic of bride transformation. Oh, poor Alex (lmao), Figure 8 BABE (now wifey) transfigured into a pot-bellied WOMAN. Sad thing is, he found out at the point of wedding night activities . Alex had sworn to name his first child AMOEBA if he ever marries a pot-bellied Madam. The rest is history now (still lmao)๐Ÿคฃ Alexa, someone's sister, She got a f...

JEALOUS OF MY BESTIE

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I AM RIGHTLY ✅ JEALOUS ๐Ÿ˜’ OF MY BESTIE  ๐Ÿ‘ฌ You probably thought you would be reading about an envious , black sheep of a friend. I bet you will soon realize we are birds of a feather. If I am a black sheep, we are all sheep drenched in black. So, normal norms level, Chris and I have everything in common; well, except this- You know when nature decides to Zeh  in one person's direction, it shouldn't be a surprise if all hell breaksfree. You know how you feel when you do a duet with your bestie and everyone is shouting Chris! Chris!! Chris!!! Up an dan.  The first time it happened,  I was like whaa... wwwhaat?! Am I a ghost?  When it persisted, I decided I was never going to perform any song with Chris again. Some strange emotions- I asked myself for months why this feeling. I mean, I beat Chris at everything, I even sing better... well, so I thought.  It's a miracle Chris and I are still friends after I confronted him. Yes! I asked the guy makawhy?  Wh...

FROM BIG BROTHER TO SOUL MATE

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  OUR LOVE STORY ( ADEOLUWA'21 ) The Genesis Adetola and I have known each other from our early months (for me though, I came to this world before her) and we attended the same church right from childhood. We grew up in the same area and our parents were best of friends. Interestingly, her mom was my mom’s best lady when she got married to my dad, her brother happens to be my best friend and my sister was her best friend. In fact, our parents would buy the same clothing style for us during festive periods (Aso Odun), I’ve always liked her. When we were young, I do go to her house before church time and tie her gele for her (childhood romance?). Well, I just wanted to be that big brother and friend that would be there for her; I saw a great potential that needed to be nurtured.  Underground Love Things changed with time, in 2010 after her secondary school education, we got closer (thanks to 2go). We’d go hours chatting and gisting on 2go. I became more interested in her , her...

PARTIAL AMNESIA

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  PARTIAL   AMNESIA A woman I know has no child for her husband but she has a  12-year old son though her marriage is just  10years this year. She and I met at the club 15 years ago when I clocked 25 . We have common birthdates. I had known her for 3 years  before my wedding. She and her husband met at my wedding and got married 2 years later. As much as I pity her poor husband, I do envy him; at least he didn't get a divorce a year after his wedding.  The doctor said I have partial Amnesia, but how come I can remember all these numbers. What is he forgetting? IG: @tawk_magazine TAlkWithKemistry ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฌ # tawkyourstory

PREPARATION

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  PREPARATION ☔๐ŸŒค️ When it's sunny,  I use my shades . When it's freezing , I use my hoodie . When they decide to mix, I use both. I am not confused, I am only looking out for myself. Summer is over, winter is upon us. A wise man prepares for the next phase from the present.  One can only enter a new phase with confidence when he is well prepared for it.  How has preparation helped you in the past? On a lighter note, dry or rainy season ; what's your preference? IG: @tawk_magazine TAlkWithKemistry ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฌ # tawkyourstory

NIGERIA AT 60๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ

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AN ASSESSMENT OF MY ONGOING LIFE I was once a little boy,  now  I AM 60 . I am a body made of diverse conflicting parts. They say "a fool at 40 is a fool forever" but I am 60 and I don't know how many years I have left. Can I still right my wrongs? Are they even my wrongs? I know everyone censures me for the 'old man' I have become. But is it really my fault or everyone's? Right from my birth till this day, I have always been accused by all. Am I that bad? ๐Ÿ˜” I do not intend to stay in my mess forever, so I want to know what you think about my life so far. Your response to my questions will do a lot of good. My name is NIGERIA . Kindly respond to my  questions; - Military government, democratic government, which do you think is best for me?  - What do you dislike about me?  - To you, who is the best Nigerian President so far? After your responses, kindly say a prayer for me, I don't want to die a FOOL .๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ IG: @tawk_magazine TAlkWithKemistry ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฌ

HIGH SCHOOL LOVE

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 HIGH๐Ÿ‘ฉ‍❤️‍๐Ÿ‘จSCHOOL๐Ÿ‘ฉ‍❤️‍๐Ÿ’‹‍๐Ÿ‘จLOVE❣️ This is a true life story because it is probably your story. Long long time ago, when I was still in high school. I and my two besties (Kimora and Loveth) had a crush on Jimmy AT THE SAME TIME. That meant war! I was just fascinated by his intelligence. My friend, Kimora was drowning in love for his charm. My other friend, Loveth, just liked competition, so she decided to join the train. We threw all our best shots as our friendship drifted away. We stopped sitting together but started sitting close to Jimmy in class. Then Jimmy asked me out (Oh Lawd God!), but he asked my friend out the next week and my other friend the following week. Jimmy is a 'good' person who was only learning to speak to girls. Turns out we were his experimental subject. I must confess, I was tripping for Jimmy and 2 of his friends at the same time.  His friends were my back up plan (don't blame me). But graduation happened and I have not seen any of th...

FEAR

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F๐Ÿ˜จE๐Ÿ˜ฑA๐Ÿ˜ฎR Claire was asked by Mr lecturer to spend a night with him or lose her chance of ever graduating. Claire would never trade her celibacy for a university degree. Claire's entire family is planning her graduation party and Thanksgiving already. Claire's situation seems difficult to all her friends but not her. Claire has made up her mind to never succumb. She is bold yet she is scared. What is she scared of? The fact that she will not be graduating? Or, How to face her family, friends and life after such set back? Which are you scared of; The situation, Or your life after it? Join the conversation, TAWK your story and share your experience @tawk_magazine on IG❤️  CREW @face_lush (Makeup Artist) @its_feyikemi (Model) @jafari_ph1 (Photographer) @timileyinarts (Writer) @tife_smith (Hairstylist)  *TAlkWithKemistry*๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ‘„

DISTRACTION

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TAWK is an acronym for TAlk With Kemistry and also means *TALK* (literally)  This is where we share our stories, perspectives and captions to the given subject. Using the hashtags #tawk #tawkyourstory; To get a repost. Oya leggo๐Ÿ’ƒ  *MUA* @facelush  *Hairstylist @chic_n_stitch  *Photographer @jafariphotoarts  *Writer @timileyinarts  *Model @its_feyikemi #tawk_magazinecover #tawkyourstory #shareyourlovestory